its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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