eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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