he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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