Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
She bit a glass in half.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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