is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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