I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Bring me that man meat
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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