I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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