there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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