I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Randomize