that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
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i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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