I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
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Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Terrible idea I love it
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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