Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
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well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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