I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
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I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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