He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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