i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Houston, we have a squirter
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
