This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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