NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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