when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
high people should be assigned attendants
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
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She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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