But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
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Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I smell like Dick and happiness
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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