So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
