Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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