Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
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You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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