if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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