Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
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