very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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