You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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