i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
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Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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