can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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