your parents love me but you hate me
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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