yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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