so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
farters have to be the big spoon...
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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