yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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