i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
