well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
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The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
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