imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
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I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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