I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I don't deserve a penis
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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