why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
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Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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