Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(312): View more from Illinois

We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.

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(972): View more from Texas

Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving

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(708): View more from Illinois

i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.

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(949): View more from California

this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.

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(305): View more from Florida

It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.

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