does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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