I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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