Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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