Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
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Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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