please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
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I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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