what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
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I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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