I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
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