Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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