Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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