I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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