he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
How naked do you want me to be?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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