If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Someone shattered a urinal.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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