You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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