Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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