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at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
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I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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