I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Quick, to the slutcave!
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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