I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
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it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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