i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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