Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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