just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
So vagazzling was a success
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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