Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
